UNITED AIRLINES COST MORE THAN RENT

Well as some of you know I'm off on another world tour this time with Rihanna another artist another adventure. Tuesday morning was our departure date from LAX to Chicago to Brussels than a 45 minute drive to ANTWERP. Talk about a LONG traveling day right. Once I arrived at LAX my palms started to get sweaty and heart start beating rapidly the anxiety of check in and security gives me a bit of a rush at times. United airlines makes you go through those emotions once you approach the self check in booth.I proceed to check in paid for the two luggage which was $50.00 dollars. The teller ask me to put my luggage one at a time on the scale of course they were overweight lol. She speaks with no remorse and hesitation its going to be $150.00 each. I said"excuse me $150.00 total". She looked at me and said "NO $150.000 each how do you want to pay". I was in shock and had to take a second to process what she just said. I gave her my card she swipes and says its not working. I'm like great more small problems to start on my day. I asked politely to try again she looks with an annoying face and swipes.. nada. She abruptly says "call your bank if not there is a ATM downstairs." and she helps the next customer. I called my bank and everything was good apparently there was a problem with their machine but she didn't want to admit it. After I paid in cash $300.00 for overweight(really united really) I took a deep breathe and proceed to security check in. Those are always fun because its the only time you are allow to get undress in public and not get arrested. A hour after we board apparently there is 1st class, business, economy plus, and economy well we flew economy on our first flight. Economy on united is the equivalent feeling of being on the back of the bus. No AC no leg room and crammed seats. Yea not the most pleasant way to fly. I was seating with 2 rednecks that looked like I was food once I took my seat. I was great here we go!!! During the flight I think they came fond of me because I felt a knee against mines and a hand on my elbow while sleeping. Maybe I was his teddy bear lol. 3 hours later we landed in Chicago straight to a connected flight to Brussels. I went up to the counter and asked for an upgrade. uhmm $646 for business or $97 for extra leg room and AC. I gave her my card that WORKED fine and got into ECONOMY PLUS. 8 hour flight and I slept like a baby :)my total cost for my flight was $447 yikes but hey I made it safe to Antwerp. NEW ADVENTURE NEW JOURNEY NEW CHAPTER